Girl shock..Boy RocK
Girl college mein new sendal daalke gyi..
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Boy:” sendal kitne acchi hai..
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Girl:” hmmm utaru kya..???
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Boy:” but jeans or top toh ussse bhi acchi hai…
Girl shock..Boy RocK..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 706 views
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