Biwi Ka Gussa Hamesha Ke Liye Kaise Shant Kare
Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”
Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”
Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”
Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1111 views
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