Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?

Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1070 views
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Santa: Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,

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Miss Call :o :D

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Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.
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dar lagtaa hai

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Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Pizza Hunt: yes sir

Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo

Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba… :P:

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1 Din Tarzen Janwaro Ko Unki

1 Din Tarzen Janwaro Ko Unki Zaat Bata Raha Tah
Sher – Tajput
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