DUDH pine se rang gora

Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?

Dr-yes,isme calcium hota hai.. .
Santa-chal jhute..

Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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