BataoB gadhe aur manushya
Master- “Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?”
Vidhyarthi- “Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,
parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta|”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 809 views
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