Santa: Operation Me mujhe

Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena

Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?

santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 985 views
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