Sardar Apne Bhai Ko Mar Raha Tha
1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.
1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?
Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
.
.
enu goli kut k deni aa.
by Razzi (few years ago!) / 1062 views
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