1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tuti Qabr me lait gya.Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha ke shayed log Mayat par Matti dalna bhool gaye.

Fatta fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di. Chor bola:

“Bachao Bachao”

Pathan:

“Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti daalo is par to Azaab shuru ho gaya ha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 577 views

Daru Ki Vajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam

Daru Ki Vajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Khai Or Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga.

1st Fenk K Bola -
Teri Vajah Se Meri Nokri Gyi.

2nd Fek K -
Teri Vajah Se Mera Ghar Bika

3rd Fek K -
Teri Vjah Se Meri BV Chali Gyi

4th Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli
To Bola
Tu Side Me Ho Ja
Tu Bekasoor Hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

janu i m missing u very much

girl on phone.
Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morninG….
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boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay.
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girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

You can maary a woman for...

You can marry a woman for his wealth but money will perish.
You can marry a woman for his beauty but beauty will fade away .
You can marry a woman for his power but power will be gone.
But if you marry a pious righteous woman who fears Allah
she will honor you, will be affectionate with you and help
you to get closer to your ALLAH
Your love story will last forever.It will begin in this
life and will continue in the hereafter In’sha’Allah her
love for you will be your Jannah in Dunya and her satisfaction
will be your key to Jannah in Akhirah

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Medical student ne ek ladki ko

Medical student ne ek ladki ko khoone se likha LOVE letter de Kar kaha mejhe iska jawab chahiye....
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Agle din ladki:Bhaiya you blood group is B positive

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bacha Upset Q Hai

Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)