Police:
Tum humko jaanty nahi
Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein

Pathan:
Tum D.S.P hy to
Ham M.P.W hy

Police Darty huwy:
Ye M.P.W kya hy

Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA :

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 929 views

Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Problem

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than
this one

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan in school

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

B.Com final year

Beautiful Girl
A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum Toh Mamuli Dard

Doctor- Tum Toh Mamuli Dard Bataa Rahe They, Lekin Tumhari Toh Dhadkan Bhi Kaafi Badhi Huee Hai

Sonu- Woh Toh Aapki Fees Dekh kar Badhi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)