Police: Tum humko jaanty nahi
Police:
Tum humko jaanty nahi
Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein
Pathan:
Tum D.S.P hy to
Ham M.P.W hy
Police Darty huwy:
Ye M.P.W kya hy
Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA :
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 911 views
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