1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views

Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye

Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?

Sardar : Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Our new neighbor always

Joke:Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work,why dont you do that? Husband:How can I? I dont even know her. Hav a great nite ahead..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hello

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?

Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge

Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:

No matter how long the lecture may be,

The Knowledge before and after the lecture
Remains the Same. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pandit Ji Ka Shararti Tota

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.

Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.

Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.

Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.

Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)