1 admi doston ki mehfil

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi, bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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