Ek baar ek ENGINEER
Ek baar ek ENGINEER se exam me pucha gya
What is challenge. . .???
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ENGINEER ne pura page khali chhodkar page k end me likha. . .
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Agr apne baap ki aaulad h toh mujhe pass kr k dikha.
Its a challenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 551 views
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