Chipkali Kaan Ke Andar
Doctor - Jab apko pata tha chhipkali apke Kaan me ja rahi hai,... to aap chup kyo the?
Patient - Pehle cockroach gaya tha, maine socha use pakadne ja rahi hogi. Isiliye main chup thi.
Par yeh toh cockroach ko khake andar so hi gaya. Isiliye nikalne aya hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views
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