Aapko Bhi Salary Leni Hai?

A Young Boy Appointed As Chowkidaar In Nehru Women Hostel, Gujrat.

35 Din Guzarane Ke Baad Hostel Warden Ne Kaha:

Warden: “Aap Salary Lene Kyun Nahi Aaye?”

Boy: “Arrey, Kya Salary Bhi Milegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views
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