Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab
Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira.... "kya wo phat gya tha?"
Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas aaya aur pyar se bola
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