1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai
“Us Ne Alaan Kia”
Jis Ne Meri Cycle Churai He Wo Sham Tak Wapas Kr De.
Warna Me Wohi Kronga
Jo Mere Abo Jan Ne Kia Tha”.
Sham Se Pehle Us Admi Ne Cycle Wapas Krdi,
Or Pocha
“Ap K Walid Sahab Ne Kia Kia Tha ? Pathan Ne Jawab Dya!
“Unho Ne Dosri Cycle Khareed Li Thi”..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views

Aankhey Band Karney Par

Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai

Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1 Moti Aurat Ne Doosri Se Kaha:

1 Moti Aurat Ne Doosri Se Kaha:

Tumhen Kabi Apne Mutaape Ka Ehsas Hua?

2nd:
Han
Jab Dhobi Ne Mere Kapre Wapas Kiye Or Bola,
Khaala Ham “Tent” Nahi Dhotey

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Two ladies

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in
Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old
Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are
You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo
bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Child-who is this man who comes

Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?

Mother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Infection Nahi Zung Lag Gaya Hai

Lady: Mere Lips Pe
Infection Ho Gaya Hai

Doctor: Kiss Kitni Baar Karte Ho

Lady: Saal Me Ek Baar

Doctor: Infection Nahi Zung
Lag Gaya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)