1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai
“Us Ne Alaan Kia”
Jis Ne Meri Cycle Churai He Wo Sham Tak Wapas Kr De.
Warna Me Wohi Kronga
Jo Mere Abo Jan Ne Kia Tha”.
Sham Se Pehle Us Admi Ne Cycle Wapas Krdi,
Or Pocha
“Ap K Walid Sahab Ne Kia Kia Tha ? Pathan Ne Jawab Dya!
“Unho Ne Dosri Cycle Khareed Li Thi”..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views

Biwiya Sharab Se Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unka Ek Shabari Bhkat Pareshan Halat Mein Jata Hai Aur Puucha Hai.

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Yeh Biwiya Sharab Se Itni Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Uski Taraf Dekha, Muskuraye Aur Bole.

Baba Ji: “Kyun Ki Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ban Jata Hai, Jo Ki Vo Nahi Chahti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sau Saal Phle Mjhe Tumse Pyar Tha

Lady Teacher:
Make 1 Sentnce In Vich
All Tenses Past, Presnt & Futre R Includ

Santa:
Sau Saal Phle Mjhe Tumse Pyar Tha
Aaj Bhi Hi Aur Kal Bi Rhega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khrab mosam

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha
GOLU:Theek He
Te Mousam Nawa Pa D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal

1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha :Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal ha
Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya
or
munni badnam ho gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Daddy have you ever been

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)