Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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