FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?

SON: They"Re Below C Level

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
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