Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa:
Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: "So what? U have written outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views
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