Rahul Gandhi:
Rahul Gandhi: Mom, aapki vajah se meri shaadi nahi ho rahi.
Sonia Gandhi : Kyon?
Rahul Gandhi: Har taraf likha hai, "Sonia ko Bahumat do"
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