Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.
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