A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl.

The head nurse brought them out for their father to see.

He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.

He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived.

As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can`t touch those babies. You aren`t sterile!"

With out missing a beat, he retorted "You`re telling ME I`m not sterile?!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 907 views

Tumhe phansi hogi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!



Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?

Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sabse maasum dhamki

Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna” mummy ko jaga dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi pyar kerne wala

Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye To Is Yakeen
k Saath Aansu Saaf karna
k Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Leaking tent

Fred had been on a camping trip for a few days.

Did your tent leak?' asked his dad when he returned.

Only when it rained,' said Fred.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)