Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai
Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 478 views
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Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Ko Din Mein Sote Hue Ek Machhar Ne Kaata.
Aadmi Hairan Hote Hue Machhar Se Bola: “Tum To Raat Ko Aate The?”
Macchar Ne Kaha: “Kya Karoon Saahab Ghar Mein Maan-Baap Bimaar Hai Ek Choti Bahan Hai Jiski Shadi Karni Hai Ladke Walon Nai Dahej Mein Ek Liter Khoon Maanga Hai Isliye Overtime Karna Pad Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bach Roz Maths K Sir
ko phone krta hai.
Sir ki wife:
Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar
Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar phone Q karte
Ho?
Bacha:Sun K Acha Lagta Hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Faraz Apni Wife Se..
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se..
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Wah Wah..
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se..
Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se ..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana kha raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bhai ko bhai se juda kar deti hai"GF"
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Ma ko bete se juda kar deti hai"GF"
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Biwi aur shohar k beech jhagde paida kar deti hai
"GF" .
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Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti hai "GF"
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Gharo me jhagda paida kar deti hai "GF"
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"GF" mtlab "Galat Fehmi" jo is waqt aapko hui hai!
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Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hotihai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,
Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,
Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,
Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,
Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”
Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Pathan:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye ?
2nd Pathan:
O Yara Neend Ka Intezar Karnay Se Tu Behtar Hai Aadmi So Jaye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)