Nokar malik se bola

Nokar malik se bola: sab yeh kesi bhains le aye hein itni der masalne k baad bhi thora sa doodh nikalti hai

Malik: wo bhains nahi bhainsa hai
Nokar:Pehle batatey mein to kal se apko usi ki chaaye pila rha hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views
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