Ek terrorist ne ek aunty
Ek terrorist ne ek aunty ke pas
bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye-
Aunty bomb hai! Aunty bomb hai!"
Woh sharma kar boli:-Ary chhodo ab wo pehle wali baat kahan
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views
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