Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views

pathan in fire brigade

Pathan in Fire Brigade:

Lady: Mere ghar Mai Aag lag gai hai.

Pathan: Pani Daalo!

Lady: Dala, Aag nai Bujhi.

Pathan: Phir Hum Aa kar kya karenge, Hum Bhi to Pani Dalenge

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

similarity between SUN & WIFE..? . .

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..? . .

Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mba ki degri

Congratulations sms na karne par ap ko Mba ki degri di jati hai , mba ka matlb hai



member of bhekari association

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Banta: To do suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 rupe lene the

Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
.
.
.
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)