Pathan
Race dekhte huwe pathan ne doosrey sey pucha:
“inaam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd “sab se aagey waley ko”
pathan “tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain…
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 923 views
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