Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.
Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.
Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.
Aur kaha.
"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.
Mere paas khullay nahi hain.
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