Santa was drawing

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1352 views
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Boot pehn loon Sardiyan jo aa gayi hain!

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

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A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan Aasman par Dekh Raha

1 pathan Aasman par
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Yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND ?
Dosra pathan bola
Pata nahi hum khud is
Shehar me naya aya hai……………

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Sir- samundar me nimbu

Sir- samundar me nimbu ka ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge?

Student- chidiya bankar

Sir- aadmi ko chidiya kya teri ma banayegi?

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Pathan: Molvi Sahab kya Wazoo k Bagair

Pathan:
Molvi Sahab kya
Wazoo k Bagair
Namaz Ho Jati Hai



Molvi : Nahi Hoti


Pathan : Ho Jati Hai


Molvi : O Bhai Nai
Hoti


Pathan: Mene khud
Parh k Dehki Hai.

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Once Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport. As There Was A Huge Rush,
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