Pathan ka hadsa
Aik pathan ka tark se hadsa howa
dost :kaise howa hadsa?
Pathan:mein ja raha ta apne bake par samne do bakes wale aa rahe the me ne darmian se nikalna chala pata nai kia cheez unhon ne dardian me le raki thi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 934 views
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