Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein
Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya, Khatpat Sun Kar Malik Ki Aankh Khul Gayi.
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Miyaun”
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Miyaun”
Malik: “Kaun Hai?”
Chor: “Abe Saale Billii Hai Billi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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