A molvi went to Zardari
A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views
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Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)
Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)
Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)
DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)
Muhabat mat karna kyun k main bhi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hun
(MUNNI).
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya
Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.
Moti Aurat: “Ja Police Ko Bula La”
Nokar: “Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin”
Niche Se Chor Rote Hue
Chilaya: “Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wen Titanic Was Sinking,
A Man Asked To Sardarji:
How Far Is Da Land
Sardar : 2 Kms
Da Man Jumps Into Da Sea Nd Ask: Vick Wa?
Sardar: Downwards
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chand bhi kiya ajeeb cheze hy
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zalim jis me
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bachpan me Mamu & Jawani me Januuu Nazar Ata hyyyy
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein Bhagwan Ke Samne Jakar Bola.
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li,
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di Hai
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To De Kar Bhool Gaya Kya…
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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia.
Phr call ki
O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro
Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai
Pthan: ruko ruko yara hum 20 or bhjta hai.
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