Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,

Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,

Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,

Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,

Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.

Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,

K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.

Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,

K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 457 views

Professor 2 Student:

Professor 2 Student:

Jo dusray Ko Apni Bat Na Samja Sakay Wo Gadha Hta Hai

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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py Batha Jesy Hi Jahaz Ka Agla Tyre Oper Utha Tu Pathn Pilot Ko Marny Lga Or Bola Mai Pahly Hi Dara Howa Hon Or Tm One Wheeling Kr Rhy Ho

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

students

Teacher: Tel me 3 Tenses with Example

Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)

We are in Love Now
(Present)

We Will Run Away Tomorrow
(Future

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

* Young Generation ki Dua *

Oh my .œGOD.
oh my .œMOLA.

give me one .œTOYOTA COROLA.

a mobile .œNOKIA YA MOTROLA.

God i m alone in ur whole world.

So plz give me one GIRL friend who has age of

. SOLA .

But the girl should be

. HOT AND SHOLA .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pappu Aur Papa

Papu aur PAPA ek Hotel me gye..
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Papa: Waiter,
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1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao..
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PAPU: Ice-Cream kyu papa?
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Aap bhi Beer pijiye na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)