Ghanday kapro Se
Aj ke baat
Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,
ganday or mailay kapro ki waja
se ghareeb na samjho.
Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or
uske papers ho rahay hon.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 999 views
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