Sher ka pinjra
Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni Kia
Santa:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1056 views
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