pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

Ricksha wala: 50

Pathan: 20 lelo

Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega

Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 862 views

SANTA AND AN ENGLISH MAN

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lipstick problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who
were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in
the bathroom they would blot their lips on the
mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to
stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls
who wore lipstick. He then took them into the
bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to
clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle
then asked the custodian, who was present, to
demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick
off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick
free.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gareeb Ko Dokha Dena Paap Hai

Maalkin Kafi Der Se Gum Sum Si Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Thi, Naukrani Ne Ye Dekha To Usne Puch Hi Liya.

Naukrani: “Malkeen Ji, Aap Udas Kyu Hai?”

Malkin: “Tumhare Sahab Apne Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar Karte Hai”

Naukrani: “Nahiiiiiii, Sahab Mujhe Dhokha Nahi De Sakte“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pagal Ho Jaunga

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

*. .Teacher bache se: tumhre p

*. .Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne
3 hina ko dedi

6 Maham ko dedi

or 3 Fiza ko

To ab tumhre pas kya he?

Bacha: 3 zbrdst bachiyan. .*

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)