Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa :Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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