Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again.

Sardarji couldn’t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it.

Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views

Sir: pani me rhne wale

Sir: pani me rhne wale 5 janwar k nam batao?

Santa:mendak

Sir: 4 or batao

Santa: mendak ki mummy, uske k papa,
uski ki behan
uski ki item.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Two Wheelers

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushi ki waja

Railway Station pe shohar Bv ko leny gaya

Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai

or tum ?

Shohar:Wo apni Bv ko chorny aaya hai leny nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)