Ram tumhara ghar banne wala th
Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ramono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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