Ram tumhara ghar banne wala th
Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ramono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views
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The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..
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Yaar aik sawaal puchna tha..
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Pepsi ka nhi puchna
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Kasam sey Dadi or umair wala b nahi puchna
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Munji baboo ka b nahi puchna
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SheiLa ki jawani ka b nh puchna
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