Apka kutta to sher

SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?

BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1246 views
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