Dr.-Aapki Biwi
Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai
Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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Kitna Roya tha wo,
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"Aap ka Mtlooba Number
Doosri call pr Masroof hy...Smile
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Aadmi: Molvi Sahab Kal
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santa CIGRATE P raha tha
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