Pati: Kaha Ja Rahi Ho
Pati: Kaha Ja Rahi Ho
Patni: Aatmhatiya Karne
Pati: To Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hai???
Patni: Kal Subha Paper Mein Photo Nahi Ayega Kya Aap Bhi Samajte Nahi Na
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
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Sardar In Bio Practical Exam
Examinar: See Bird’s Leg & Tell Me Its Name
Sardar: I Don’t Know
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Sardar: See My Leg & Tell My Name
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Pathan Ki Flight Me Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Ne Pocha
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Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
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