Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 762 views

Geography Class

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?

Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.

Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?

Student: Yes, Sir.

Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?

Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
.
Admi: Goal karny ke lie
.
Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Why Pakistanis R Ez To Identify

8 Reasons Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.


*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Ladki dehkne gaye

Ladke wale ladki dekhne gaye.Ladk ne Ladki se
pucha:"Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai "?Ladki : "
Nahi mujhe to BANANA KHANA aata hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Programmer in sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)