Santa galati se Sansad

Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha

Tum kaun ho ho?
usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hun

Santa: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1092 views
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Soch raha huin ki usa ghum

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He

RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He Or bhag Rahi He

DR-Tension Mat Lo
Jub Petrol Khatam Ho Jayega To Wo Aa Jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A pathan was dancing in his home

A pathan was dancing in his home.
His wife asked that why is he dancing?

He said that I have taken the syrup (liquid medicine), but forget to shake it….
Now I’m shaking it

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari Pathan sy

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik pathan dhobi se

Aik pathan dhobi se
Tum aise bure kapre dhote ho Ke phar kar aik ke do kar dete ho

Dhobi ne kaha
Khan sahib phir meri sharafat bhi tu dekhiye Main paise sirf aik kapre ke leta hoon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?

Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
long celebration

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!



Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

1) POLICE MAN:
Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

2) MOCHI:
Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri

3) TEACHER:
Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,

4) OFFICER:
Main office mei BOSS hun or ghr mei Nokar,

5) JUDGE:
Main court mei faislay sunata hun or ghr mei khud insaf ka talabgar!

Faisla aap k hath mei hai,

kunware rho
khush rho.
No Wife Easy Life.

Jo shadi kr chuky hain wo Sabar kren jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Chawal

Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar
Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana
Hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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