Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.

Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.

PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 748 views

Sardar and phtan

Sardar:
Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar
rupay dega ...
Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahin maloom ...:S
Sardar:
Bus tum meray pechay peechay rhena ...
Pathan:
Thankz yaar ...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Traffic Police

Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon
raha hai?
Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha
hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Write a note on Gandhi

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.

Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kia Aap k Sur Par Seengh Hain?

Kia Aap k Sur Par Seengh Hain???

Just Check It

Nahi Hain??

Nahi

R u Sure??

Yes

Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Define a GIRL

Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rouge,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress wid heals,
accessories,
& Still asks:
"over to nai lg ra na"

Reply: "nai

GIRL: "yar jldi jldi men kch kiya hi nai?. Socha simple hi rehne dun."
.
.
Define a BOY:
The 1 who before going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu naha k ayega kia?"

Reply: "chal be! Meri barat hey kia" :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)