Badam Pista

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney
Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand
Pathan Hota. -

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1127 views
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