pathan or qabristan

pathan cycle par jaa rha tha key galti se qabristan me ghuss gya aur jub bahir nikla toh bola
uffff.... khudaya ye konsa road tha jiss mein itna jump tha

by amir kamal (few years ago!) / 846 views
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