Be-Panaah Chahaat K Baad
e-Panaah Chahaat K Baad B Hm Usay Pa Na Sakey Faraz
Kixxi Sangdil Ne Usaay 30 Kah Load Karwaa K Jeeet Liya
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Easy Load Ki.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1124 views
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