Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot
CIRCUIT TO MUNNA: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot nahi bolna . Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA: Aye Circuit, woh Shanti ka baap teray ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon mei hai.
MUNNA: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahi bolega.
CIRCUIT:Bhai, apun nahi bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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