Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 786 views
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